A Public Service Message For The Mentally Less Fortunate

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Dear Dumb People,

Read this carefully. I'll type it slowly.

If there's a nasty wind storm coming...and you put all of your pink flamingo lawn ornaments inside the garage so they don't blow away...and then after the wind storm, you take them out of the garage and put them back on the lawn...you haven't created new pink flamingo lawn ornaments.

You just put…