A YPGmail...

...AND a Jacked-Up G Fact, sorta. 😏

Dear Auto Correct/Predictive Text Cartel,

You faaackers manage to get "Prime" up by the time I type "Ama...", yet I still have to stop what I'm doing and fight with you every single time I want to misuse a damn apostrophe as a quotation mark.
Assholes. 😠

Your Pal,
Glen

PS...
I'm naming you Mrs. Zacker and Mrs. Strauss. After my Kindergarten and 2nd Grade …