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Mah chillins naughyde and vynil thanxewe

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Mar 2, 2023·edited Mar 2, 2023

Also, back when I'ze was a pool boy...no joke. While da utha n****s played hoop, me and Cornpop smoked the chronic in his low rider!

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Yu kno man...

Yu get me man...

Yu knows what I mean..

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I lived in a city as a kid that consistently ranks high as one of the most dangerous in the country. The dialect was ingrained no matter how well I did in school or how much time I spent in the suburbs w my extended family. That was until one summer my Grandmother's brother, who'd I'd spend about 2-3 weeks w him and his wife, my Great Uncle & Aunt, down the shore, COMPLETELY tortured me and constantly corrected my speech and accent. He was a buster in many ways. His wife too. However, that is something I will be forever grateful to him.

It REALLY boggles my mind that people who grew up in the tri-state area (NJ, PA & DELAWARE) could actually vote for this ugfffgghfgfcggghh person.

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This is a certified true document.

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And yet the most baffling question remains: Who's boinking Dr. Jill?

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