And The "Bidening of the Day" Award Goes To...

One of the most aptly named politicians ever, Senator Dick Durbin!

Here's Senator Durbin courageously sharing the intimate details of his battle with Covid, in a heartfelt message to his followers and constituents, via a tweet that he copy & pasted from a tweet eight months ago, the last time his silly, quadruple-jabbed, masked-up ass caught Covid anyway. 😏

But wait! He didn't even just copy & paste it! Whatever dull-witted minion tweeted this for him took one sentence, sorta cut it in half, and then flipped the two parts so it was worded different.

Which means the dull-witted minion typed it all out instead of just copy & pasting it.

Which means Dick Durbin literally plagiarized Dick Durbin! 😆

That makes Dick the "Bidening of the Day"!

Or vice versa, even! 😁