BREAKING

Check your tickets, everyone! 😉

U.S. Squatter of State Antony Blinken just announced that the U.S. has signed off on NATO providing fighter jets to Ukraine.

Yeah…that'll settle things down. 🙄

Who had that in the “What Will These Useless, Feckless, Planless Charlatans Fuck Up Next" office pool?

You're a winner! 😉