BREAKING: At Least For Me 😳

This can't be real...

Is it just me, or is everyone out there shocked to learn that official White House Press Secretary, administration spokes-dummy and officially sanctioned and authorized Big Guy Administration liar, Karine “Tootie” Jean-Pierre, is forty-eight freakin’ years old?!? 😵

Great Googly Moogly, I thought she was like 23!!

This is crazy. How can you be alive for 48 years and still look like you're literally just learning everything…and faacking lying about it…for the very first time?!? It seems almost supernatural!!

Please…for the love of all that is good…PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one who didn't know this and is completely freaked out by it!!! 😑