BREAKING: August Inflation At 8.3%

That's Obviously Not Real Life, But It's What We've Got

After applying every common core, voodoo, Biden lunar calculus math theory at their disposal to arrive at as plausibly low a number as they’re willing to admit to, the U.S. government has reported that inflation is at a still forty year historic high of 8.3%.

Y’all know that’s not real, because you shop, and drive, and pay bills, and aren’t idiots.

But th…