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You forgot the drug to keep the Big Guy from sharting himself!

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Wolf of Wall Street? He's more along the lines of a DC Sewer Weasel. Hope they stuff an industrial size butt plug up his 'ole tan track so that he lasts for 90 minutes without a buttsplosion!

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In addition to a daily quart of Kaopectate. In any other civilized country, Joe's handlers would be arrested for elder abuse.

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He getting VA Healthcare too?

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