BREAKING: Big Guy Visits New Chip Factory Trump Got Opened In Arizona

Gets perilously close to our southern border! 😟

White House aides, medical crew and Secret Service making every effort to keep the president from realizing where he is and turning into a pillar of salt.

A member of Biden's official clean-up crew holding a pooper-scooper and a scrub brush said, “We think if we keep the Big Guy facing north, away from the border, we should be okay. But who the fuck knows with this glitchy old meatbag. 🙄”