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Wealthy African-American Blows $3B On New Toy! 😁

Big Electric Car & Spaceship Tech vagillionaire, Elon Musk, has bought up a big, fat, chunk of embarrassingly leftist social media sock-puppet, speech suppressor and feckless election manipulator, Twitter, in a blockbuster deal over the past weekend!

The African-American supergenius tech magnate bought 9.2% of the social media giant for an undisclosed pr…