BREAKING: Britney Spears Punched Out By Giant Infant's Security Guard 😯

Relax. Britney's okay, and probably posting more naked pics on Instagram like normal right now. 😉

Two weeks ago, Victor Wembanyama, a seven-foot-five, nineteen-year-old child from France, was the first overall pick in the 2023 NBA draft, getting selected by the San Antonio Spurs.

On Wednesday, Wembanyama was walking through a restaurant in Las Vegas with his security team and was approached by American Pop Princess Britney Spears, who allegedly just wanted to congratulate the lad on his success and get a pic.

Spears allegedly reached up and tapped Wembanyama on the shoulder, and was immediately backhanded by one of his security guards and knocked on her ass.

This faacking kid hasn’t even hit a jump shot yet, and his entourage is already knockin’ out celebrity icons in public places! WTF!

Slow down, son. You’ve got your whole career ahead of you. Stick with the conventional paradigm.

Let ‘em iron your name on your jersey.

Get in an actual NBA game.

Kneel for a National Anthem.

Wear a league mandated headband in the most effeminate color imaginable for some cause nobody gives a shit about.

Say some dumb shit like “Lebron James would’ve SMOKED Larry Bird.”

Pretend the WNBA isn’t a charity organization in an interview without laughing.

Bang a few Kardashians.

Face an “Unregistered Weapon in the Escalade” charge.

Marry a generic “Opportunistic Big Fake-Tittied White Woman” from the talent pool which perpetually follows the league from arena to arena like seagulls behind a tuna trawler.

Take some time to establish yourself among your National Basketball Association peers….THEN move on to this “Page Six” celebrity interactive bullshit.

There’s a process to all of this, big fella.

You have plenty of time. Relax. 🙄

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