BREAKING: Chinese Spy Dwarf Update!

This lil' guy's a pain in the ass! I like him! 😄

The still unidentified...but definitely Chinese 😉...high-tech intelligence gathering platform which the Big Guy Administration and the Pentagon have been tracking since yesterday has apparently left Interstate 90 in Wisconsin and is currently drifting around local streets in the area. It was last spotted on North Frontage Rd. in the city of Wisconsin Dells, as shown in this photo taken by a local resident.

All roads in the Wisconsin Dells area have been closed, and residents, as well as all law enforcement and military in the area, are being advised to stay in their homes and leave this little guy the fuck alone until the State Department figures this shit out.

Secretary of Transportation, Pete Buttigieg, has released the following statement...

"We're monitoring the situation closely and trying to gain as much intel as we can. We're actually impressed as fuck with the battery life this vessel is demonstrating, which could be applicable to some of the green new bullshit we're recklessly cramming down America's throat. I mean they steal all our shit. Why not, right? We could learn a lot from the Chinese...I mean this unidentified foreign craft. Also, I'm gay. I'm gay married and everything. I even have adopted kids. Just in case you didn't know."

PCS Nation will continue to follow this developing situation and keep you updated.