BREAKING: Cognitive Dissonant Old Codger Can't Operate 'Big Boy' Steps Anymore

Air Force spends like $3.7B on custom "Big Guy" staircase for Biden 🙄

We randomly reached out and got this comment on the matter from a representative of C-list internet entertainment website PCS Nation, who wished to remain anonymous…

“Awesome! Smaller steps means more of them. That's just added potential bounces on the way down when that dementia-addled, corrupt, kid-touchin', dead people-seein’, grimy cokehead-fatherin’ sack of misfiring synapses inevitably dumps out again anyway! Keep those cameras rolling, newsmonkeys! It'll be a bonanza for internet content creators across the fruited plain! 😃”

More on this story the minute the Big Guy bumbles on his new rig. 😉