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Hollywood Hoaxster Idiot About To Be Sentenced!

Hollywood jackass C-list actor and perpetrator of orchestrated racist hoaxes, Juicy Smollette, is about to be sentenced in Chicago.

Let's be real...this idiot probably isn't going to jail.

But I'd be pretty okay with him getting six months of community service scrubbing down Subway sandwich shops in Chicago, with bleach, at 2:00am, wearing a MAGA hat, and with a livestream anyone can log in to and watch. 😉

More on the conclusion to this ridiculous, unseemly story as it unfolds.