BREAKING FAKE NEWS: Bahamas Refusing To Hand Over SBF, Say They're Holding Out For Better Deal

The exploitation of the most ridiculous U.S. president ever reaches the Caribbean

As of this morning, the government of the Bahamas is refusing to honor established extradition agreements with the United States, and is not ready to transfer custody of squishy leftist fraudster Sam Bankman-Fried to American authorities.

The government of the island nation has stated that in light of recent international events and diplomatic exchanges, they'd like to bypass the standard extradition processes and negotiate directly with President Joe Biden to set the terms for the transfer of Bankman-Fried to U.S. law enforcement.

An unnamed anonymous reliable official source close to the situation stated, "Faaaaack your extradition treaty, mon! Y'all gave up the Merchant of Death to Russia for a giant D-list pothead woman. Forget about the $80B in toys you left for the Taliban in Afghanistan! The Bahamas has needs, tourism isn't what it used to be, and that soft-headed mess ya got in the Oval Office won't last forever. We're coming for ours with this silly 'lil poof-boy SBF, right now. Get the checkbook out, Big Guy."

More on this developing fake story as it comes to me. 😏