BREAKING: Fed Raises Interest Rates 75 Basis Points

Highest increase since 1994. Buckle up, kids. 😉

The Federal Reserve just raised the benchmark interest rate by three quarters of a point today as a way to attempt to stop the Biden Administration's out-of-control, runaway inflation crisis. It's the largest interest rate increase since 1994.

So to be crystal clear, and simple enough that even a suburban screw merchant can understand it…

The government p…