BREAKING: Huge Cargo Shipment From Adidas Reaches Kenya

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Adidas is pleased to announced that a massive shipment of un-sellable "Yeezy" shoes from former media darling artist & designer, Kanye West, has reached it's destination at the Port of Mombasa in Kenya, and is being distributed to poor, underprivileged Third World children throughout East Africa.

Major companies will often work with charity organizations in Africa to donate and distribute bulk quantities of goods, particularly clothing and sometimes reading materials (see photo), which was factory defective, misprinted, obsolete, or otherwise deemed thoroughly unsellable by the manufacturer, but that is still usable, to poorer nations whose people desperately need these items.

Adidas spokesman, Adi Dassler the 4th said, "Brother, did we take it in the ass on this one. This was worse than the four straight years of 'Superbowl Champion Buffalo Bills' ball caps! Not as bad as that miserable old twatgoblin in '16 and her t-shirts, though. We don't even speak her name."