BREAKING: Imminent Trump Arrest, Perp Walk And Mugshot Postponed Until At Least The End Of April! 😆😆😆
Unhinged leftholes devastated, from sea to shining sea!
An anonymous high ranking official source close to the situation who wishes to remain nameless said “Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg is a fucking moron with these circus stunt, wish-upon-a-star charges he tried to bring against Trump for us. We should've kept a better eye on him. Hell, he might not even have a law degree for crying out loud. It's not like we vet anybody. He applied for the job. He's a black guy. We hired him. What are ya gonna do, right? Man, we might even have to passive/aggressively admit we were wrong by putting this off until the end of April and then hoping enough people forget about it that we can just never mention it again. That's unprecedented! We NEEEEEEver admit we're wrong! Oh, the humanity!”
More on this comically failed, desperate attempt to keep Trump out of the 2024 presidential election…in April, I guess. 🤣
MEANWHILE: Truly lethal crimes are committed daily in the cesspool that once was NYC and the DA can't muster enough cajones to not release all those POC thugs back onto the streets within hours.
Well, we all do have our priorities. Thank each and every dim/dem you know for the continued crime sprees and mayhem. Back at the TDS treatment centers, still more dirt is being hunted for while bucket loads of evidence about the biden crime syndicate goes unnoticed tra la la la....
Trump comes out on top again. He called this BUFFOON'S bluff and made a fool out of him. Trump pulled off a great strategic win by saying he was going to be arrested! MAGA!!!