BREAKING: Joe Biden Is Feeble!

Big Guy to miss NATO dinner to recover from a flight and one-and-a-half straight workdays. 🙄

Translation of US official's statement…

“Joe Biden is too old, broken and cognitively dissonant to fulfill the basic obligations of a U.S. president, and needs at least 16-18 hours in the suspended animation tank and on the PED drips to have any chance whatsoever of us dragging him through a speech tomorrow.”