Breaking Local Scummy Crime News!

Coming soon, to a quiet wealthy neighborhood near you! 😉

This morning around 6am, two blocks from where I work, in the 13th wealthiest zip code in America, some grimy street rats kicked in the plate glass door of the local, privately-owned pharmacy in broad daylight, and made off with basically every drug, pill, potion and pharmaceutical they could get their hands on.

The next stop was presumably back to the B…