BREAKING: Mars Inc. Tells Anheuser-Busch "Hold My Crappy Beer!"

Candy brand Skittles poised to literally shove "The Rainbow" down America's throat!

Mars Inc. has rolled out a new 'limited edition' version of their iconic candy brand Skittles, featuring a co-opted PRIDE-themed package and five exciting new flavors...Top Surgery Tangerine, Dysphoria Dill Pickle, Equity Eggplant, Trans Lives Mango and Fake Vagina Flounder.