BREAKING: McCarthy Makes It Two-and-a-Half Days Without "Assholing" š
Streak ends midday Wednesday. Tripped up by lying Long Island jackass. š
Already failing republican house leader Kevin McCarthy, who miraculously managed to get through his first two days as speaker of the house without being a fuck-up, brought that fleeting streak to an end earlier today by stating that he will not be asking mentally unstable, pathological liar George Santos...who is currently squatting in a congressional sā¦