Breaking Meatbag News!
Biden Bombs Beach Bike Ride!
BREAKING: Big Guy Dumps Off His Bike In Delaware In Front Of A Hundred People With Cameras!
Relax...the busted-up old meatbag is fine.
No brain, no pain. 😉
Better footage the minute it becomes available.
Just the image for Putin and the Chinese to see; a perfect metaphor for the state of our nation at this point in time.
Nothing says 'I'm a vigorous and vibrant stud with boundless energy' like taking a header off a bike going a quarter mph on a flat open surface.