BREAKING: NCAA Off The Hook!
Burly Dude Pretending To Be A Chick Goes Home Devastated!
University of Pennsylvania gender-cheating man swimmer Lia Thomas’ bid for NCAA Woman of the Year comes to an end at the conference level, as the Ivy League opts for a fencer from Colombia University…who DOESN'T have a dick…to represent the conference in the next selection round.
In a fictional statement made up by me, Ivy League representatives said…
“Th…