BREAKING: New Big Guy Administration Self-Inflicted Catastrophe Record! 😯

Failure Never Sleeps in Biden America '22

A large group of over 1000 illegal aliens paraded across the Rio Grande into El Paso, Texas all at once this weekend, marking the single largest group to breach the border at El Paso at one time ever!

In a statement from the White House, Joe Biden said, “That shit didn't happen, Jack! Listen, who are you gonna believe? Your own eyes watching a video posted by that shifty, long-haired C-list screwslinger Glen? Or your cognitively compromised president? C'mon, man…”

When asked by reporters, White House press secretary Karine Jean Claude-Toutie' said, “There's no border crisis. Now shut the fuck up.”

More on this breaking story as the lies keep piling up.

Bill Melugin @BillFOXLA

BREAKING: A huge migrant caravan of over 1,000 people crossed illegally into El Paso, TX last night, making it the largest single group we have ever seen. The city of El Paso reports Border Patrol now has over 5,000 in custody & has released hundreds to city streets. @FoxNews