Breaking News: Inflation Hits New 40 Year High!
PCS Nation Retail Experts Break It Down For You π
The U.S. Department of Labor has decided to go with 7% as this month's βofficialβ government lie about the Biden Inflation Crisis, a fake increase of 0.2% from their previous monthly fake number.
In the real world, the PCS Nation Department of Screw Slingers is reporting that the 8oz. hickory-handled hammer in the above photoβ¦which retailed for $5.99 a month agoβ¦now sells for $9.99, reflecting a 40% increase in price, if you'd like to own one.
Average the fed's made-up number and the screw slinger's factual βreal lifeβ number, then add five percentage points to that, because I'm right and faaack them.
Inflation is at 28.5% in the real world.
Sorry... π
And you're welcome.
At this rate people won't be able to afford a BFH! What are going to use to smash display cases? Oh wait, they'll steal them too.
I'm sure smug little Psaki of pshiti would disagree.