Breaking Notarecession News!!

World's Most Prominent Online Encyclopedia Licks The Executive Balls!

Wikipedia has changed the definition of “Recession" from the long established and internationally accepted real version of it, to the fake, made up, Big Guy Administration “Covering Our Ass After We Tanked The U.S. Economy" version…then locked the page to prevent public editing and posted the graphic seen below.

No word on whether Wikipedia's ownership t…