BREAKING: Possibly The Awfulest Bad Idea Ever! 😆

It's the greatest awful idea anyone's ever had!

This is the holy freakin’ grail of bad ideas…

Because no matter what he says or does, Donald Trump testifying at these trials would be a contempt/perjury minefield that he cannot possibly navigate. He could sit on the witness stand and read “Horton Hears A Who" verbatim and they'll hit him with four dozen perjury charges and put him in custody when he's done.

Anybody has a different take, go for it in the comments.

But I'll bet Trump's lawyers are completely losing their shit right now. 😆