BREAKING: Pudgy Old Lady Goes To China To Talk To Commies About All Your Money

Historic Big Guy Administration Trip

U.S. Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen has arrived in China for historic meetings in Beijing, to represent America's financial interests internationally.

Yellen was met at Beijing Capital Internation Airport by a contingent of CCP government officials, who immediately whisked her off to a kitchen to bake brownies for Xi Jinping…because Joe Biden is the CCP's bought bitch, and they can do stuff like that.

More on this story in about 35 minutes…25 for a chewier brownie. 😉