BREAKING: Time Magazine Names Zelenskyy "Person Of The Year"
C'mon, man...it could've been way sillier😏
Ukranian president Volodymyr Zelenskyy named Time magazine's “Person of the Year" for 2022!
What an inspiration for aspiring young world leaders AND international money launderers around the globe! 😃
In a statement from an anonymous nameless probably imaginary reliable source close to Time magazine, the company said, “Listen…be glad we even had this mook to give it to. It was almost that broken old meatbag Biden. Can you imagine? We'd have looked even more ridiculous than the Nobel folks giving their peace prize to Black Jesus for no particular reason back in ‘08. We barely dodged a credibility killshot with this one…so shut the faack up and stop crying about it.”
At least they picked someone who knows which bathroom to use.
At least it wasn’t Liz Cheney the backstabbing Benedict Arnold!