BREAKING: White House Cocaine Investigation Finds Nothing 😆
Agents in the most fortified and monitored residence on Earth with like 5000 surrveilance cameras come up empty 😏
Official Statement From The Secret Service…
"After an exhaustive investigation into the matter, we can now tell you that the packet of cocaine in question was found by a member of the White House housekeeping staff in a regularly used 'guest' bedroom in the East Wing, among an assortment of other apparently discarded debris including some soiled underwea…