BREAKING: White House Says "Forget Everything You Know That's Factual About Recessions!"

WH Sock Puppet w/ Instructions Takes To Airwaves In Another Desperate Left Ruse

Biden Administration spokesmonkey Brian Deese goes on leftist-sock puppet propaganda outlet CNN in feeble, Biden-esque attempt to deny universally accepted standard of “two quarters of negative economic growth” as the definition of recession…on Day #25 of the Big Guy's recession. 😆

Rational, sane, intelligent people…who AREN'T drowning in a vast sea of …