BREAKING: White House Tried Really Hard To Brief Big Guy About East Palestine
Frustration, futility and failure. Again.
After five weeks of waffling, deflecting, ass covering, scheming, shoulder shrugging, frustration, futility and Tootie-frontin', the Biden Administration has finally announced publicly that they tried really, really hard to brief Joe Biden about his catastrophic train derailment scandal in East Palestine, OH...but just couldn't pull it off.
In an official statement, Silver Level diversity cabinet pander-appointee, Pothole Pete Buttigieg said, "I even brought in my gay-adopted kids toy trains for a visual aid, but I wouldn't get my hopes up. Sometimes it's like talking to a dog, where they look at you with that head tilt and make that "Mmmrrph??" noise, and you're like, 'It looks like he's aaaaaalmost getting it...' But mostly it's like talking to steam or something."
We will continue covering this ongoing saga here at PCS Nation, but our journalistic instincts are leaning toward...don't expect much. 😏
With politicians these days, you really don't know who owns them. They should have to wear a patch on their jackets from any group or corporation that donates to them (ie. owns them) and then we can judge their responses accordingly.
Maybe he's trying to figure out how to get Hunter and James in there to broker a deal. 10% for the Big Guy!