I'm setting aside all creativity and imagination, just listing pure facts instead and going with…
“Dementia-Addled National Security Risk Asshole and his fakedoctor presidential consort relaxing at the beach while two international wars he started rage, the American economy dives into the shitter, domestic savages hold rallies for terrorists, and his ‘Most Grievous Presidential Corruption Scandal In U.S. History’ continues unfolding around him.”
GO!! 🤪
'Doctor' Jill peruses a take-out menu during Joe's wake.
Sadly Glen, your caption says it all, but I'll try. "Dr. Biden making sure the vultures don't mistake Joe for a shriveled dried out cadaver in the sand".