Well.... if I can go in blind folded and not have to get closer than a 10 foot pole, I’ll choose the latter. That’ll be much quicker and less painful than 4 more years of that bumbling, mumbling, pants sh*tting pervert!
Egads. That’s like choosing the electric chair or the firing squad. I can’t even imagine the smell of Pelosi. The vodka breath would probably knock me out. But in reality it beats Biden
Well.... if I can go in blind folded and not have to get closer than a 10 foot pole, I’ll choose the latter. That’ll be much quicker and less painful than 4 more years of that bumbling, mumbling, pants sh*tting pervert!
I'm up for a wax and buff. It's a one shot deal. An hour, tops, and I'm out. Voting for Joe would be 4 long years of suffering.
Soon as I'm done with Nancy. 😉
How about I give Joe the Brazilian wax in the most painful way and vote for Nancy? I doubt she'd be a contender.
Can I just pay someone to polish congressthing nancy's hooves?
Are there any other choices? 🤣
I will take one for the team and do nancy if it saves the nation.
Isn’t there a samurai sword somewhere instead?
Egads. That’s like choosing the electric chair or the firing squad. I can’t even imagine the smell of Pelosi. The vodka breath would probably knock me out. But in reality it beats Biden
Currently researching felonies that will make me ineligible to vote but won't put in the slammer too long...
Nevermind, I'll just go to NYC, felonize real quick, then be out of jail & back home in time for supper.
I'd do the waxing with "gorilla tape" and farm out the hooves to a ferrier...😖
If I could wear a hazmat suit I would suck it up and do the wax and polish.
Hemlock
Offer two for one hoof special. They both come in with double h cocktails prior.