Dear Every Lefthole In Virginia Firing At Glenn Youngkin About The Weather-Related Highway Catastrophe,

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Did you faaacking simpletons seriously not know that the man hasn't even been inaugurated yet!!

You dummies!!

You're mewling at the wrong guy! It's the actual current governor you want! Yeah...the democrat! Ralph Northam, to be exact! Fine! I liked him 40 years ago when he played The Cruiser in "Stripes", too! But he's a different guy now!!

Or maybe even Pete Buttigieg! You know, the federal transportation secretary whose last job had him in charge of 44 commuter buses in South Bend IN? It's a highway! That's his shit! Call him! Oh, wait...he might have Gymboree tonight!

Listen, I know you feckless losers have nothing. You have to find something. But you can't be so stupid that even stupid people know you're being stupid! I can't even fight with you dumbwits online if you're this stupid! It's not fair, to any of us!

Stop being stupid!

Stop being stupid!

Stop being stupid!

Your pal,

Glen