Dear Facebook...

From the 'Shit You Can't Post On Facebook' files...ironically. 🙄

Dear Facebook,

Thank you!! 😃

I got your notice this morning. Thank you sooo much for letting that Shrek-looking leftist goon, Westchester County Executive George Latimer, use your platform to insert himself into my cyber-world and let me know that some 13 year old kid in Westchester has a cold.

Maybe y'all can encase him in some Carbonite or something, so no other 13 year old kids get colds in Westchester.

I love the smell of lefthole panic-porn in the morning. It smells like…America taking congress back in ‘22. 😉

You guys suck.

Your pal,

Glen

(Screenshot from LoHud.com)