DemSoc Bat Fightin' Tournament!
Opening Round, Match #4
Recap: Anthony Fauci with a decisive win over Chuck Schumer on Monday night! Fauci joins Jen Psaki and Hillary Clinton in the quarterfinals!
Tonight’s Match Up!!
No Rules, No Time Limit, No Holds Barred
Two Feckless DemSocs…Two Baseball Bats
The premise is right in the title
Just stand back and let ‘em go, until there's a clear winner. 😉
Whoooooo ya got, Fam???
Well, considering the amount of styling gel used, neither one would have a hair out of place. Cuomo looks like he's taken a bat in the puss a few times already, so he'd probably stay on his feet longer.
I'm going with Cuomo.
Pretty boy Newsome thought he could take Cuomo handily, but he became momentarily distracted by the haunting memory of his escargot course at the French Laundry. He paused just for a moment to recall the beautiful pairing with the French Pinot Noir. He closed his eyes only for a moment, as he savored the memory.
And That’s when Cuomo went full on Guido on the dude. Busted up his pretty little head.
As he was being loaded into the ambulance he could be heard begging for death, because he knew this beating would render him unelectable.
Nobody’s going to back a rich white dude with a glass eye, no nose, and the complexion of raw hamburger meat.