EVENTUAL BREAKING NEWS!

I faaaackin' told ya so! 😑

John Fetterman, first Kanamit elected to U.S. senate, rushed to hospital (who could've seen that coming 🙄) and declared no longer fit to serve!

Freaky, demented, dashboard hula-girl bobblehead wife to be sworn in as Pennsylvania senator in his place by Kackles the VP Klown!

C-list internet entertainer demands the immediate revocation of Pennsylvania's statehood, saying in a released statement, “You IDIOTS!!! Look what you broken Keystone simps did!! You people suck donkey balls!! WTF'ingF?!?”

I faaaaacking told ya so!!! 😖