Three things…
1. The headline made it sound like it's been in there since then 😆. That was brilliant, and it made me open the link.
2. The way this guy claims it got in there is the best lie to cops since MAGA-hatted Nigerian brothers & Subway sandwiches. C'mon, man… 😏
3. Why the faack are you even lying about this? It's 2021. Putting vintage heavy artillery rounds in your ass isn't all that weird in the grand scheme of things. Besides, you collect these things. All we'd have to do is swab the one next to it in the display case and your story’s flipped. Stop lying, stupid.
Link to full article…
Bomb Squad Rushes To Hospital After World War II Era Shell Found In Man’s Rectum
He "fell" on it. 🤣🤣🤣
True story: Long ago when I worked in the hospital I had a post-op patient (young guy) that had to have emergency surgery to remove a broom handle that had broken off and splintered in his rectum making impossible to just pull back out. He said he slipped and fell on it while he was cleaning. His mother was there and I remember her being quite embarrassed and disgusted with him.