Follow The Science!!

What could go wrong??? 😃

EVERYBODY FOLLOW THE SCIENCE!!! 😃

Keep on allowing your government to pump potions into you, whenever they say so! Okay, fine…mistakes have been made in the past! “The Science” sure shit the bed on DDT! But they sorted all that out after only 20 years or so, and they’ll get this right eventually, too! Probably! Maybe. Possibly…

Be not troubled that historically it's taken an average of 10-12 years for every other vaccine in the history of ever to be fully tested, approved, monitored in practice and proven safe! HaHaHa! That was the "old science"! No one's ever really done 'approving vaccines' the right way before! Just like Socialism! It's been a whole year now on this vaccine! What could go wrong! 😁

Bring the kiddies to your local government pop-up clinic for a dose today! Jabbin' Fun for the Whole Family! Forget that your five-year-old hasn't even figured out all the things his lil' winky is really capable of yet! The computer modeling and theoretical supposition suggests that it's proooooobably not gonna fall the faack off any time soon, so quit your mewling and get the shots…or we’ll hurt you! Twenty years from now, you’ll be laughing about this at the dinner table, with no grandkids running around making noise to distract you since your kid’s been shootin’ nothing but little puffs of toxic dust since his first “tug” in 2028!

And most importantly of all…Trust Your Government!! We’ve elected bright, smart, well-intentioned people, who are dilligently working with your best intere…<snort>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I can’t!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Just roll up your sleeves, take your jabs and sing the damn song, peasants!!!

“DDT is Good For Me!!! <Ouch!> DDT is Good For Me!!! <Ouch!> DDT is Good For Me!!! <Ouch!> DDT is Good For Me!!! <Ouch!> DDT is Good For Me!!! <Ouch!>….”