G-Letters!

October 5th, 2021

Dear Resident Biden,

You can't tell people that $3.5T doesn't cost anything, you misfiring mess! 😣

That's absurd! Nobody's gonna believe that shit! Even stupid people!

It's one of the most ridiculous things anyone has ever said in the history of ever!

There's gotta be at least some remnants of a little tiny "sentient Joe" buried somewhere deep in that atrophied mass of nerves stewing in your skull.

Dig deep and find him, and let him listen to this bullshit you say before you say it.

Ask him if he believes in the Trillion Dollar Fairy.

Your Pal,

Glen