G-World Stuff

Just another day in pandemic paradise.

Sitting on the train during my two-stop ride home. Just past the first stop a conductor I don't know walks up and I hand him my ticket.

Conductor: Sir, you need to put a mask on while you're on board.

Me, not even looking: Yeah, okay.

Conductor: Did you hear me??

Me, looking now: Yes! I did!

Conductor keeps standing there holding my ticket as we pull up to m…