Genie Wishin'!!

Go Big, or Go Home! 😎

If I was walking down a beach and found an old brass lamp, and I rubbed the lamp and a genie popped out of it and granted me three wishes, under the standard genie wish protocol, I would wish for...

1. A trillion dollars. I'd wish for a trillion dollars. Because faack a million dollars. A million dollars is an ATM fee in 2021.

2. I would wish to be in a …