If you had a 5000 acre farm, and you were working the fields at the farthest point away from the farmhouse, and your tractor rolled over and pinned you underneath it, which would you rather have to rely upon to get you some help?
A. Joe Biden with a satellite phone, a GPS locator and all the powers of the office of the president at his disposal.
~OR~
B. A Border Collie.
Joe Biden to the rescue - that's no joke... used to be an EMT... saved all the survivors of the Great Chicago Fire and the San Francisco Earthquake... On second thought.... send the dog... at least a Border Collie will care
That rotting meat pie couldn't save a baloney sandwich, even if he was standing next to an open fridge.
Old McDonald best bet on the Border Collie or he's toast!!