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I just had a flashback of 40 some years ago when I first moved to the city I'm in. There was an old, independently owned, 4 story department store that still had an old guy running the elevator. Up and down all day, asking what floor and pushing the button for you. Dressed in a nice suit.

Joe as Uber driver, no. Elevator attendant? Also no.

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Every town had a dept. or furniture store with an old Guy selling on credit to the locals. The elevator Guy in your town is a nostalgic remembrance. I'd bet hiis suit had a dry cleaning odor. 🤣

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Seated behind the wheel in his corvette going "VROOM VROOM".

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No.

1) because Biden

2) because Uber

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I'd climb in a wagon drawn by the hounds of hell before I'd get in anything driven by that weasel!

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FAAAAAAAACK, NO!!

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Hell no!

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Oh hell no!

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Only if he gets In the back and lets me drive

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Oh, HELL NO!

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Yeah, Ima gone hafta pass on that ride

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I believe that's the short cut to beating the ambulance to the scene of the crash

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