So here’s the deal… “DJT, you’re lagging behind that cackling hyena. We’ve come up with a brilliant way to get sympathy votes and send her packing. We’re gonna get this little snot nosed kid to climb on that roof over there with a squirt gun that looks like an assault rifle and pretend to shoot you. You’re gonna turn your head, drop to the floor and we’ll have the fake blood pellets we’ll smear on your face. You stand back up and raise your fist in the air and yell Fight Fight Fight!! Ohh, and pretend you care more about your shoes than the people around you. We just need to ask a few people in the crowd behind you to pretend they got shot too. Oh, and that snot nosed kid? The secret service will handle him. You good with that?!? “.
So here’s the deal… “DJT, you’re lagging behind that cackling hyena. We’ve come up with a brilliant way to get sympathy votes and send her packing. We’re gonna get this little snot nosed kid to climb on that roof over there with a squirt gun that looks like an assault rifle and pretend to shoot you. You’re gonna turn your head, drop to the floor and we’ll have the fake blood pellets we’ll smear on your face. You stand back up and raise your fist in the air and yell Fight Fight Fight!! Ohh, and pretend you care more about your shoes than the people around you. We just need to ask a few people in the crowd behind you to pretend they got shot too. Oh, and that snot nosed kid? The secret service will handle him. You good with that?!? “.
Yah, that seems plausible….
He’s retarded. Even the leftholes in congress did an investigation of the keystone cops secret service.