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Management note...

I faaacking HATE bugs! 😆

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Aug 14, 2023Liked by PCS Nation

I have no problem killing bugs. Because it's either them or me, which means it's definitely them.

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Aug 14, 2023Liked by PCS Nation

It wasn't looking at you, it was performing a retina scan to identify you, and a clone of you is being created as we speak. You will be replaced by a likeness, who is much more compliant, shortly.

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Aug 14, 2023Liked by PCS Nation

😂😂😂

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Aug 14, 2023Liked by PCS Nation

🤣🤣🤣

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They were purposely imported to the United States from China. I would not be surprised if some of the turn out to be tiny drones designed to attack us.

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*them

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Aug 14, 2023Liked by PCS Nation

.........give us two weeks to flatten the curve....

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Aug 14, 2023Liked by PCS Nation

We have those too, but we’ve only seen a couple of them. You absolutely should report them, and the state absolutely should handle it. They are supposedly very destructive to the local vegetation.

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The state knows about them. They have that "kill 'em" thing posted right on their website. That's fine when it's catching a snakehead once in awhile when you're fishing. This is a concerning amount of giant flying Chinese monster bugs.

There was a Metro North worker on the platform today just smashing them with a broom and sweeping em into a dustpan. I asked him about it and he said it's all he's done all day the past few days.

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Aug 14, 2023Liked by PCS Nation

Well, that sounds shoveling water. 😬🙄

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Aug 14, 2023Liked by PCS Nation

*like*

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Aug 14, 2023Liked by PCS Nation

I know what would take them out, but DDT is against the law now. And would get all the beneficial bugs too. And mist of the birds, people growing 3rd legs and extra ears and stuff

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Aug 14, 2023Liked by PCS Nation

Can't get the image of you tap dancing to the deli out of my head. And now my husband thinks I really have lost my mind because of the random snickering.

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Aug 14, 2023Liked by PCS Nation

Lol @Marie. 🤣

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Aug 14, 2023Liked by PCS Nation

These ain't the bugs Bill Gates wants us eating are they? Don't look too appetizing to me and I'm broke most of the time.... can't imagine a gazillionaire like Gates is out there catching these tasty little morsels himself.... but I also don't know what you would store them in or what the shelf life is.... so this may not be a money making opportunity after all

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Aug 14, 2023Liked by PCS Nation

The Bill Gates bugs are genetically engineered mosquitoes that were released in Florida and Texas.

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Bill Gates is a monster 👹

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Aug 14, 2023Liked by PCS Nation

Release the Thompson Gunners, then send lawyers, guns and money 💰!

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Aug 14, 2023Liked by PCS Nation

Exactly how big are they in inches?

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About 1.5 inches, but about 1.5 inches tall when the raise up to stare at you, too.

Picture a stinkbug but like 10x the size.

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Holy shit!! There was one of those kissing bugs on my car a couple weeks ago. It was huge. I bet it could take one of your bugs.

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