How does an empty bag of "breastmilk" end up on the sidewalk in front of a convenience store?
Is this like a 'Capri Sun' sort of thing? I don't see a straw.
Is there a 'hard' version, with like 8% malt alcohol?
And isn't all milk "breastmilk"? Shouldn't "breasts" just be the go-to presumed source, leaving soy and almonds and coconuts to explain themselves, like 'turkey bacon?
Wouldn't 'species specification' be more informative? Is it from a human breast, or a sea otter breast?
Should I be offended that I'm seeing this? I mean, just the littering alone is pretty shitty.
And why the faaaack is the universe complicating my whole world with this bullshit already today?! Can we just go back to flying Chinese bug monsters & rotting peaches?! 😣
The world is a mystery! 😂😂
I saw 2 of your Chinese bugs sitting on a pole at Trader Joe's last week. I looked and yep, there were the beady little red eyes. I showed them to my friend and she was unimpressed. She said they were Lantern Flies. I Google Lantern Fly and there it was.