If Dr. Seuss were the Taliban's Poet Laureate

From the "Shit You Can't Post On Facebook" Files! 😁

(graphic made up of several publicly available digital images by me)

I do not like your western ways,

I do not like your filthy gays.

I do not like your women's rights,

Or two thirds of the Golan Heights.

I will behead you, infidel!

Embrace Allah or burn in hell!

I don't like alcohol, porn or ham,

I do not like them, Islam I am.